To the Editor of the New York Times:
The other day I was a little on-edge because I thought I had a flea and Tom decided to turn on the radio to calm me down. The very first song that I hear is this new Justin Bieber song “Where Are Ü Now” and I almost lost my lunch. For those of you who haven’t heard of Justin Bieber, let me just try to explain this character in a nutshell; imagine if the worst person you ever knew were bred with a chipmunk and a stock of broccoli… that’s Justin Bieber. Anyway, I’m listening to this song in disbelief and I look over at Tom and he’s actually enjoying it… I literally could not believe what I was seeing. How could anyone want to listen to Justin Bieber? Turns out he has a lot of fans I guess. Anyways, I made fun of Tom and he ended up quitting and now he’s working for Dean Cain. Needless to say, it’s been a tough week. Tom, if you’re reading this I would offer you a little advice; Justin Bieber is lame.
All the best,
Magnus Weatherford III
Successful Actor / Dog
Spokesman Husky Liners®
View the entire NY Times article here: http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/08/25/arts/music/justin-bieber-diplo-skrillex-make-a-hit-song.html?ref=arts&_r=0
Note: Magnus’s views do not necessarily represent the opinion of Husky Liners.