To the Editor of the New York Times,
Thank you! Thank you, and THANKS! The March 15th article titled, ‘Without Joan Rivers, “Fashion Police” Is Falling Apart’ is completely, entirely, spot on. Ever since Kathy Griffin took over the show it has been a nightmare! Even my assistant Tom can agree with that. When I met Kathy at the SAG gala last April she called me cute in her shrill voice, then scratched me on the head furiously. When I tried to get away she grabbed me by the tie and continued to scratch my skull until I eventually snapped at her. The entire room stared at me and I was led out by my handler. It was horribly embarrassing and she acted like a victim until nobody was looking and she smiled obnoxiously at me and waved with her devil fingers.
All the best,
Magnus Weatherford III
Successful Actor / Dog
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